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Spring Demotivational Poster


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


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Rating: 4.85/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!

TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an ass like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)

THAT GUY - is my hero.

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am
Best photobomb ever! Or is it an almost Photo cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.

HITMONLEE - He had pups

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oh my god - August 16, 2009, 1:01 am
funniest tunnel, EVER!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i'm in tears!

SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L

2 GURLZ 4 EVERY BOY - I'm quite sure this will lure a lot of sexually confused collegians onto the sands of Mexico

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Rating: 1.79/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:22 pm
i wish


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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:55 pm
Amsome Rerun!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:34 am
Sure, but wait 'til I get home from work early!!! 5L!


devils and dust -

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!

IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !


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Reality Lord - September 30, 2011, 10:12 am

dec 21.....2012....laugh now
dslohand - September 25, 2011, 9:44 pm
I really liked this. 5 yokes for you


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pratham - December 30, 2011, 7:04 am
rerun - March 13, 2011, 4:59 pm

Looks like a really good day at the park


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Rating: 4.45/5

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YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours

BEER - Making spring break less memorable for more than a 100 years.

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agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:32 pm
GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 3:40 pm
the beach is that way?

AN EASTER OFFERING - Zombie Jesus will be so pleased.

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Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 11:54 am
5L for zombie jesus. I think he would like brains instead of eggs tho

CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring


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GySgt1811 - March 13, 2011, 7:12 pm
I wanna sing-a, about a me-a and you-a and a day in June-a... 5 chuckles.


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ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:28 am
actually it is so you will have more light at the end of the day to go out and blow your money goofing off
Silverheart - March 11, 2013, 1:30 am

If memory serves, DST was originally conceived to provide more daylight hours for farming. Now it's more of a power saver, as in more daylight hours, less time with the lights on. At any rate, the times adjust at 2am, way before the sun rises.
CloudchaserS - March 10, 2013, 11:47 pm
What I don't get is why some states like the sun coming up at 5:30 when most people are still asleep. The whole purpose of DST is so there'll be more sunlight during the time when we're actually awake.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 12:39 pm

Best part is I live in a state that doesn't observe Daylight Savings Time. And my alarm clock has a 'convenient' feature, that it automatically reset for DST. So I got woke up at 6am which was really 5am. Dammit.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:27 pm
oh-h-h-h, so it’s not spring back and fall forward…damn…gotta reset the clocks again...now I've lost two hours..5L btw


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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:15 am
wow thats a lot of balls you got there... you must feel pretty cool cuz yours are detachable!>:)
spacedog - March 25, 2011, 5:54 pm
Lets go Expos! Doh!
crankyhead - March 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
OK, Blue Jays, let'5 play ball.
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:21 pm
Two Hawaiian icons
Bull - March 25, 2011, 11:10 am
you forgot scratching and spitting.
Airman - March 25, 2011, 10:59 am
8 more days! I cheated this year. They show the Rockies spring training game replays at night here, in a condensed version. Just the decisive pitch... hit, walk, K, etc. I can watch a 9 inning game in 45 minutes!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:22 am
Yes you will keep your dumb shit comments to your self or you will be knocked outta the park! As for the poster; bad ass cub. Can't wait for it to get going.
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 7:13 am
CaptainBaked - March 25, 2011, 6:01 am
Your comment is long drawn out and stupid... If you don't like baseball keep it to yourself
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 4:48 am
it is just a lot of grown men hitting a ball with a stick and running in a circle big whoop btw i thought motifakes were supposed to be funny not long drawn out and stupid
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:53 am
You & Thomas Magnum.
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:40 am
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:36 am
Yes, yes, yes. Baseball is back. Go D-Backs.

SPRING BREAK - in Indonesia

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AH SPRING TIME - Smell the Flowers, Listening to the Birds Sing..and..and... GET THE DAMN BENADRYL!!

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SPRING BREAK - You're not even getting stoned right!

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WELL, I DO NEED SOME SPRING ONIONS - But I'm not sure about the other stuff...

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Rating: 4/5

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Derek - May 13, 2010, 10:20 pm
As one would expect from a Chef


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ICEMAN - December 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
Lets try 1933 instead.

It has begun -

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5150monkeylove - March 30, 2014, 2:11 am
I just decided to prep a bit. When the Bison are a fleein' Yellowstone and CA is shaking things up, I listen. I live close to Mt. Hood and can see St. Helens. No mucho bueno.

OCCUPY SPRINGFIELD - Chief Wiggum, pepper spraying, kicking ass and taking names

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:02 pm
Errmmm... how does that go wrong for him?

Rerun says... -

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 11:05 am
I KNEW you were a fellow Manitoban and this just proved it! When you're done yours I've got a 12 of Blue and a 6ft drift at my place for ya!
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:10 pm

did I miss something? Is today my day in the barrel? I need to shave my legs....

SPRING BREAK - Greybeard lobbyists struck a huge blow for greybeards everywhere today. The wet t-shrit tank has been added to the nations arsenal. I salute you for your hard work.

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phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:51 am
5/5 pieman. Well done. Now fetch the wenches!
rerun - April 4, 2010, 11:10 pm

Pie, I am possibly the worst speller here, it ain't a big deal. 5L
pieman - April 4, 2010, 9:59 pm
Thank you Aggy.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:54 pm
Take your time... this one is great... it deserves a spelling pass.
pieman - April 4, 2010, 9:53 pm
I swear to all of Motifake that I will learn to spell. God as my witness I will learn.
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:49 pm
Undoubtedly from the retired engineers from Skunkworks. 5L
forseti - April 4, 2010, 7:36 pm

We Learned More -

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2013, 10:42 am
Hey The Boss .

SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered

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Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 bitchin' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.

SPRING IS HERE! - Kind of makes you miss the SNOW...doesn't it?

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FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL! sorry bout your truck



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guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
those Germans can get kind of weird at times if you know what I mean
voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
As close as Frick and Frack those two.


HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS - TTH has been busy this winter

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Rating: 4.13/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 6:55 pm
5 Lions Airman! Just call me TTHC!

THAT'S MY BOYS! - Ahh... the smell of spring when boys are boys and bitches are in heat!


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Rating: 3/5

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FAT PEOPLE - Bringing MTV Spring Break back to reality since 1992.


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meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 3:16 pm
Her ass must be hungry.

FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - The first church in history to be taken over by Elder God Douche!


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GaryO - November 6, 2012, 3:18 pm
.....Or old and know you are
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:10 pm
When Your Young And Think Your Free Ha .


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lgvernon - October 13, 2014, 11:55 am

I live in Wyoming, Edge. Don't rub it in.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Am in Baguio, Philippines. Average high - 72F. Low - 65F. Guess it might be a nose rub. Sorry Canucks, been there, done that. Now, I don't EVEN check my anti-freeze! Oh yeah, the post... A priest from Winnepeg?
steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 11:03 pm
Not sure if conversation is still about weather or dating...
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 1:00 am

Oh, I had a late night date with Crown last night. Whew...
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:50 am
My barometer went into high alert about 3 shots of rye back. I hear the weather warnings...I know I'll certainly be drinking. Never has been wrong yet...tee hee hic!
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 12:46 am

LOL~~We're in for the same thing, starting tomorrow night. 2 to 4 inches through Sunday. So far, my leg hasn't started to ache. It's my barometer.
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:40 am
Thanks for the jinx lg...as I type we are expecting snow to start and carry on throughout Saturday with accumulations of up to 10cm (4 inches)...Winterpeg indeed.

spring -


There Was a Time -

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Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:05 pm
The way I see it, a comb-over, knee replacement and union suits with easy access zippers will only delay but not stop the inevitable...
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 1:14 pm

A little upholstery, some new springs, a nice cushion~~voila!~~brand new, only to face rejection again in about 20 years.
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:48 am

Late Bloomer -


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lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:13 pm

CloudchaserS - July 13, 2013, 12:03 am
Especially the bees on the island led by Sister Summersisle
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 10:17 pm

LOLOLOL!~~Didn't even notice! But, dayum~~they do look like tulips, don't they?!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 9:34 pm
Sneaky little suckers indeed! They made those poppies look just like tulips...evil I'm tellin' ya! 5L evil little buggers!

Springtime in Canada -

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 9:01 pm
...and it looks a little like a snow covered Easter Bunny.


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Greeny - April 27, 2011, 5:44 am
Thank you Son, you did the right thing as always - and sorry about the 'Up Yours Nig'... er, I mean sorry about the 'Like a Tumor' thing - it was just a handy phrase I just happened to have laying around...
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:41 pm
Awesome...4 blue bonnets and one Tulip.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - April 26, 2011, 10:55 pm
ya know someone can only take so many low blows in their life. Im so glad i shot down the name "greeny Jr" as that would bring more pain then any thing, but still i give u 5L, and ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!

MTV's Spring Break -

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Canadian Archaeologists -


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MY APOLOGIES - Who knew the "Logic" in my name meant I was part Vulcan? So to all those Motifakers I, um, "loved"... I'm good for the child support, okay?

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thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:24 am
Here's the original pic of thatonechicken.
MrRandom - January 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
Me be thinking they're already in space, away from available cameras.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 14, 2010, 11:16 pm
Note the complete lack of Tigers with Space helmets on. Thanks.
BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 6:43 am
LoLmageddon you suck at commenting...now go play in some other sand box
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:18 am
You suck at apologizing.
BoneCD - January 5, 2010, 4:50 pm
Way to step up LD
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:12 pm
*revives, reads tags* Oh THANK Gosh.
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:11 pm
nicely done
Sean - January 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
gasp! *faints*
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:58 am
It took me FOREVER to figure out why my alias is in the tags. XD
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

is that an adult thought?
thatonechick - January 5, 2010, 8:55 am
Is that a picture of a tiger eating thatonechicken? >:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 am
I told you, Not until the blood test comes back!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:29 am
Thanks Cubby...if only Mooooooo were that understanding and would just accept little Herschel.
Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 12:18 am
I love the cow tiger


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HOLIDAY - "Lets go for a holiday" she told me "It will be relaxing for you And give you some colour"

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MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR - February 17th Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training

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ICEMAN - January 26, 2010, 3:56 pm
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm

HOUSE HUSBAND - Where watching Jerry Springer is a career choice


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johnson - May 7, 2009, 1:33 am

SACRIFICE - "The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. . ." ('Self-Esteem', The Offspring)


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Just Ask Moo(?) -

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 12:15 am
Thanks dizz nice to know this choked you up lol
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:14 pm
Choke--sputtersputtersputter--roll out of chair laughing---shut up you guys---I get snow/ice surprise attacks clear into the middle of june!!!! LUUUV the poster Prissy! You nailed this 1!!!^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 17, 2016, 9:56 pm
You're moving the house? No worries 2 more weeks and skeeter season is upon us...teebuzzzzzz.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2016, 8:22 pm
Woke up this morning to an icy madness. throwing a wrench into my house moving plans....5L

More snow??? -

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mizzdizz - April 15, 2015, 2:02 pm
Update: 6 guy inches, also known as 3-4 real inches. Melted by lunch, so I've still got lots of mud! LOL!
mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 11:28 pm
It's supposed to snow here tonight! I am NOT kidding you! I wish to gawd I WAS! LOL!!!!!
MissPriss - April 13, 2015, 5:14 pm
Wow dizz you're either extremely brave or sanity challenged stupid. No matter which, it snows here again I'm blaming YOU! 5 shovel fulls of L'S


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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 10:54 am
Bet the cat did that too-----
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 9:51 am

It is Bozo Karma that he will spend the rest of his life in the slammer for stealing his own (kinda) stuff back. I bet his late wife and Ron Goldman take thrns honking the Clarabelle the Clown horn.
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:47 am
The housepainter, a serial killer did it. He even confessed on his deathbed while he was doing time for other murders he committed. I LUUUV conspiracy theory! ^!!!!! As the faint whiff of catnip comes from a distant grassy knoll----- the cat did it----


Cherry Blossom -

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Reality Lord - February 11, 2014, 7:23 am

om nom nom. i believe Motifake After dark would love this poster as well dude.

Summer is Gone -